Biden’s Latest Injury Shows He’s Not Fit for Presidency

Remember how the media spent the last 4 years screaming about President Trump’s health (despite his clean bill of health)?

If you expected consistency, you’d be pretty surprised at how they’ve completely avoided talking about Biden’s health – even as his body practically falls apart in front of our eyes…

Of course, no one’s really expecting the media to be honest, but it’s almost impressive just how obvious the hypocrisy is, especially when you look into the full facts about Biden’s latest health crisis.

You’ve probably seen Biden wrapped up in bandages, and heard a little bit about the story of how he broke his ankle. But the media hasn’t been willing to talk about exactly what caused the injury – probably because of how weird the full story is.

Here’s what happened, in Biden’s own words (so you may need the translation just below):

“I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who’s been around my house knows — dropped, little pup dropped a ball in front of me. And for me to grab the ball…

And I’m walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom. And I grabbed the ball like this and he ran. And I’m joking, running after him and grab his tail. And what happened was that he slid on a throw rug. And I tripped on the rug he slid on.”

To put that in a more comprehensible way, Biden claims that his dog came up to him (possibly just out the shower?) and dropped a ball, after which he decided to chase after the dog and pull its tail, falling over and breaking his ankle when the dog slid.

If that confuses you, you’re not alone… it’s one of the most bizarre excuses I’ve ever heard.

First off, there’s the classic Biden failure to communicate. His words just do not make sense at all, but you already knew that.

Secondly, the story itself basically makes no sense. Why would you just try and grab your dog’s tail, especially just after showering? It’s not the 1950s any more – people know that tugging on a dog’s tail hurts them.

Sure, accidents happen, but this isn’t the kind of accident that happens to someone responsible enough to hold high office of any kind. At least come up with a more normal story! Dogs trip people up sometimes – that’s all he needed to say!

I want you to imagine what would happen if President Trump did that exact same thing, broke his ankle while chasing a dog. 

Could any person in America really believe that the media would be sympathetic about the situation if it happened to Trump?

Of course not. You’d have idiots making the exact same joke about it for months – you can even imagine what they’d say. A Saturday Night Live sketch where Trump breaks his ankle chasing Putin, some of the very serious pundits on CNN accusing the President of animal abuse.

Instead, you get the sympathy, and a complete refusal to talk about how absurd the Biden story is.

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One Thought to “Biden’s Latest Injury Shows He’s Not Fit for Presidency”

  1. Barry Ingram

    Biden is a liar and a jackass

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