Revealed: Chuck Schumer’s Imaginary Friends

Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer is one of the most important members of the democrat party…

He also runs all his decisions past two imaginary friends.

That’s no joke… it’s the reality behind the democrat party, and explains exactly why they keep failing.

As the dem leader in the Senate, Chuck Schumer makes any number of critical decisions for the party… makes decisions that directly affect the lives of millions.

At least, that’s how it’s meant to be. That’s how it was for just about every senate leader in history.

The problem is, instead of personally making those decisions, Chuck Schumer talks to a completely fictional couple he’s invented.

In a recently unearthed New Yorker piece from 2007, Schumer explained how he makes his decisions, seemingly unaware of how unhinged he sounded.

Here’s a quote from that article:

“Schumer says that he is accompanied everywhere he goes by two imaginary middle-class friends, who advise him on all manner of middle-class concerns”.

It’s complete lunacy.

If your boss told you that they talked to their imaginary friends before making any kind of decision, you’d start looking for a new job.

But what can you do when one of the most powerful men in America is guided by the voices he makes up in his head?

To be clear, there’s no ambiguity at all about what Schumer’s doing. Here’s another quote about his fictional friends:

“Though they are imaginary, I frequently talk to them. To me, they represent the hard-working and often-ignored families who are not tuned in to special-interest newsletters or editorial pages, but want a little something more from their government and their leaders”.

You really couldn’t make this up… Schumer’s solution to people going unheard is to decide that he knows exactly what they think, instead of actually talking to real, living human beings. 

Of course, the problem’s even more troubling than it seems at first.

Chuck Schumer is a lifelong, high-level politician, who spent his teenage years at Harvard, before immediately jumping into high level politics. When he says his imaginary friends are ‘middle-class’, his claim gets even stupider.

There’s no way he knows any middle-class people… 

He’s just making up the whole thing.

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17 Thoughts to “Revealed: Chuck Schumer’s Imaginary Friends”

  1. Barry Ingram

    JOE BIDEN WILL FAIL AS PRESIDENT HIS MIND IS GONE AS HIS SPEAKING ABILITIES ARE NO WHERE TO BE FOUND SAD FOR HIM AND ALL OF HUMANITY WE WILL SURVIVE BUT IT WILL BE LIKE WERE ON A ROLLERCOASTER BUT THATS THE WAY IT IS JOE YOU JUST PISSED IN YOUR PANTS QUICK GET HIM A DIAPER💩💩

  2. Robert Taylor

    Lets face it with the way Schumer votes and thinks the only friends he could have in the middle and lower class earners must be imaginary.

  3. Thomas

    Like most politicians ans especially democrats seem to make up people who supposedly influence them. But I believe democrats dream up these radical bills out of their radical wet dreams of control and more ways to scam dollars which they get in on as pre-issue bills.

  4. Rosemary

    Barry I could not have said this better myself it is frightening to me every single day that I have to even listen to one minute of news to what he does doesn’t he have doctors that look after him we are terrified every day that this man is in the office how are we going to make it another three years

  5. Den

    Dems have been terrorists from day ONE. They want power & money. PS.for them self!!!!

  6. Aniruddha Ideaki

    So am angry. We are legions!
    History is full of heroes and is full of fools and idiots! the worst!! See Marcus Aurelius!

    This is how I feel at the moment !

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY1S34973zA

  7. Anniruddha

    I am supporting Japan and Taiwanese people too! Sorry for Hiroshima Cf: MICHIHIKO HACHIYA and James Clavell: Kings Rat, Shogun …

  8. Anniruddha

    Watch! The 20s are going to be terrible! Wait for the 30s …

  9. Hugh Jass

    Schummer is definitely out of touch with real Americans and good luck to his imaginary friends!

  10. Wes

    The Biden administration is unhinged. Plain stupid. But the leaders and bureaucrats that support their nonsense is nauseating. Americans continue to stand up to this evil. These irritants need to leave office and move to a Communist Nation. I am sure China, North Korea, Iran, and others would look out for them. Maybe they can talk about how bad things are in the United States.Like getting paid to destroy your own country. Sit behind a desk and destroy lives, and feel good. God says those that hurt innocent people shall be cast into the lake of “Fire.”

  11. gayle

    lets go branden!

  12. Linda Anderson

    Four year olds have imaginary friends, not 70 plus year olds. What a sad mental state he is in. Schumer and Joe make good two twins. They’re both in the ozone layer.

  13. Sharon Botto

    The State Elections coming up are critical – follow what DeSantis is doing in Florida – it’s not only legal but guaranteed to the States under the 10th Amendment of our great Constitution – our forefathers made sure Federal government could NOT overtake our lives and or our freedoms!

  14. Lillian C. Reheusser

    That explains a lot. Now, can we please vote for a real Senator instead of this imaginary one?

  15. John

    Most of the politicians in the Democratic Party live in an imaginary world and you can see this by the decisions they make. Unfortunately there are many in our country who believe that their imaginary world will be made real as long as they vote for the crazy politicians in the Democratic Party. The rest of us have to suffer through the times when they are in control of the government.

  16. John

    It’s to bad Schumer doesn’t listen to the word of god instead of listening to these imaginary people who he does take advice from

  17. Bill Medlin

    I think a coffin would be better !

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